Bachelor Party

Keys to a Great Bachelor Party:

• Sense of Community
• Epic Happenings for lasting memories and stories
• Surprises
• Moments to Assure the Groom/Bride that: They picked the right person, you have their back, friends forever, etc.
• Lowered Inhibitions

Highlights of what made Previous Parties Epic + Historical:

• Quan's: Paintball "Protect the President", Bar Night
• Kevin's: Tofino, Girls snuck in to setup cabin while Charter fishing, Where's Waldo. Decorated Road Trip Car.
• Phil's: GoKart+MarioKart, Hike, Matching Shirts and Suit Vests, Aviators, Pub Crawl, Wedding Dress Prank, Moose Antlers.
• Courtney's: Scavenger Hunt. "#1 Canucks Fan" Sash and Outfit.
• Greg's: Whale Watching. Sushi.
• Jamie's: Motocross, Cabin, Crotch-Kangaroo.
• Mike's: Distillery, Pub Crawl.
• Tom's: XMas Hill, Karaoke, Pub Crawl, Station Wagon, Balloon Dicks+Pussy.

The Dream

If you need a $5000 budget, let me know.
Or Die Hard? Taken?

The Dream Notes

• Dress up
• GPS Instructuions
• Rescue Best Men + Bachelors
• Advice from Old Man
• Rescue the damsel
• Fireworks

Classics:

• Groom/Bride in Crazy Costume
• Make up Somewhere Crazy
• Scavenger Hunt
• Pub Crawl
• Strippers/Lingerie
• Motor Boat / Sign Titties
• Slideshow of all the Great times you've had together. Especially the ones not public / seen before!
• Japanese Library Game Show (Silent Library)
• 2x4 of Beer: 6ft long, with holes for 12 beer. Man on each end.

Tame Ideas:

For the less adventurous

• WildPlay Ropes Course
• Die cast coin for each of them (Ask Jamie)
• $20 Gut Fanny Packs (to Hide Beer)

Classic Pranks:

• Make the Bachelor Wear Something Stupid
• Egg Something The Groom/Bride Hate
• Drunken Spin+Bat+Dock
• Cross Dressing Stripper
• Fuck with his/her car
• Drive around with him in a kayak strapped to the car roof
• Cover car in Maxi-pads, Porn, etc.
• Surprise Fireworks
• Bike Lock Around Neck
• Fireworks in Trashcan while you're asleep, like Jackass Movie#1
• Fake (sexy) Cops
• Strap on Under Kilt
• Play a song hated by the groom, impersonate that singer, let them throw eggs at you
• Wear Black Suits, that are secretly Batman outfits
• What Women Want:
  • Find a day the bachelor is going to the mall.
  • Ask as many girls as possible to just stare and flirt with him quickly.
  • Pretty much go ahead of him with a picture of him, and tell every girl you meet the prank and just get 50+ to check him him as he walks by.
  • Have Best Man secretly record it!!!

Favorite Drink:

• Ally - Tangerine Dream Session Ale 4 Mile Brewing Company
• Greg - Cunts Groan A Lot. Congratulations Anagram

Activities:

Something Stupid
• Sing a Funeral for Single Tom
• Sing a Stupid Song about STDs
• River Rafting
• Sky Diving (Boot the Groom out the Door. Sparta-style
• Bubble Soccer
• Paint Ball
• Motor Cycling
• Whale Watching
• Fishing Charter
• Roast
• Beer Pong (or Volley Bear)
• Play Poker (maybe with sexy dealers+waitresses)
• Drunken Mario Kart (Breathalyzer)
• Drink from a Ice Cup(4 buckets & 2 punch bowls)

Slogans (Tshirts, on car, etc):

• "The Pussy Magnet / Dick Magnet is Retiring"
• "Dead Man/Woman walking"
• "Paging Doctor Faggot"
• "You must be this Tall to Ride"

Adam Scorpion Shot California Kickball Drinking Flip Cup Flip Bottle

Mug Shots:

The Goal:

Pics to Copy:

Pics:

Costumes:

Bachelorette Parties can be spotted from a Mile away. Necklaces, Penis-everything, veils, shirts, etc.

For guys it can be much harder, but is just as important!

• Kilts
• Dress Shirts+Vests
• Balloon Tits / Dicks
• Camouflage
• Borat Mankinis

Pics I want:

• Group Shots
• Mug Shot Poster+ Slogans

Reservoir Dogs Theme:

• Be SURE to replicate these pics exactly!
• Wear the of each color ties (blonde, pink, brown, orange, white, blue)!
• No Names, Call each other by your colors!
• One guy dressed as Cop, missing an ear!
• One guy with a straight razor + ear!
• One guy gut-shot? (Mr. Orange)
• Style

Tips:

• Bachelor Party Playlist
• Try to share an unknown secret from the grooms father's past!
• Make it special, make sure the groom knows if you approve of his choice of bride!
• Everyone Pays in advance! Agree to Pay for entertain, food, drinks, etc as a group.
• "Own a bar". All the drinks at This bar are bought by Tom, once we spend $80, we move to the next bar, which is Dylan's.
• Public/ Ceremonial Drinks. Fire, Drop Shots, Keg Stands, Etc.

Fictional Bachelor Parties:

• The Hangover 1, 2, 3
• Big Bang Theory-Lame S11E20

Rules:

• Don't get Arrested
• Don't get Hurt
• Don't Cheat (Strippers OK)
• Don't get the Groom/Bride too hammered! If she gets kicked out / hurt / the night is fucked/over.

Too Far:

• Swimming across Hoover Dam

Stagger Crawl Stagger Drink!:

Lyrics:

Today's the day the Boat comes in, and we all go out to Sea
Everyone kisses their girl goodbye, for Drink along the way
We all go door to door, with a shot glass in our hand
And buy the time we reach the boat, not one of us can stand!

Tommy has a great wife, he don't want to let her go
But last time he went to sea, she did things he didn't know
She started a special service, the most popular in town.
And everytime the men showed up, their trowsers went down!

Stagger Stagger Crawl Crawl, Stagger Crawl Drink
Crawl Crawl Stagger Stagger, Crawl Stagger Drink
Fall down with a glass in your hand--You Better get up an drink!

Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy!

***** a Block of shit, we don't want to say goodbye.
He spends a wee bit of time from him, away from prying eyes.
You hear them bleed a tune out, and each sounds so dear.
But when he comes out from behind the bar, he's smiling from ear to ear.

Nicky's got an ugly woman, she's only got one tooth.
She runs the house with an iron fist, its she that rules the roost.
She broke his leg, and burned his clothes, and starved his little cat.
So the last time he came home from sea, he gave his wife the clap!

Recreate 60 seconds of this video to introduce each Bachelor

• Best Man opening an emvelope saying "Adam is getting Married. You know what to you" with fistful of money
• Get each guy to film a 3 second video of them: Getting a Call on a Beer Can Phone. And finding their favorite Drinking Glass.
• Replace elevator music part with a Light Instrumental of This song.
• Pull out panties from coffee maker.
• "Did they legalize Man-Dog Marriage?".
• Shot glasses hidden in weird places.
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The Following is Unique to Adam's Bachelor Party:

Unique to Adam's Bachelor:

• Three Events:
  • Bachelor (men only) In town
  • Bachelorette (girls only) In town
  • Vegas, or Camping (everyone, including Bride)
• I would like an intro/summary of my life to be prepared. Examples:
  • Opening of "Why Him[2016]"
  • Chris Prat in "The 5 Year Engagement[2012]"

• Have these guys create a cartoon of each bachelor
• Add a surprise. Such as something from one of the hangover movies. At the very least, someone should shave their head.
• Try to Include Bosco
• Ride an Animal. Like a horse, etc.
• GoPro on Chest/Helmet
• Totally consent to Surprise + Kidnapping, provided these Rules
• Toast to my Dad, Special Scotch.
• $1000 Cheque from Adam to set it up.
• In Europe I saw a bachelor party going from restaurant-to-restaurant chanting like soccer-hooligans, until they get a free drink.
• At the End of the Night, I MUST have a Video like this:

Hangover Hotel Room

I would love to wake up in the Hangover Hotel Room

• Motorcycle
• Chicken
• Blow up dolls in bathtub
• Beer Can tower
• Something chair
• Tiger in Bathroom
• Baby (doll)
• Crooked TV/li>
• Sombraro

Jesse's Hilarious Idea

• We are out camping / in the forest.
• We hear the beginning of "Darude- Sandstorm" coming through the trees
• Then a little searchlights poke through
• The music continues
• Dylan Van appears from a cloud of smoke
• With every light in the universe going crazy.
• He has topless chicks riding on the hood, side steps, and tailgate.
• They are firing roman candles and dancing
• As they drive by, they pour tequila into everyone's mouth.
Darude- Sandstorm

Best Man Speech:

• "Till Death do Us Part" more like "To Death to us Party!!"
• Remember: If your wedding doesn't have an open bar I'm showing up with my dick hanging out, and your ex Tammy
• You know me, I just said "+1" for the extra plate of food, you cheap bastard.
• Your wedding list is the single most political thing you will ever do, until you run for Office, and I'm glad to have made the cut
• When you asked me to be your Best Man, I said I'd only come if you got ME a gift. I said You've found the love of your Life, I deserve a Blender more than you!
• Don't worry, we will gag **** when it come time to ask for any objections ;)
• Dylan: Scheduled Shits
• "Application to Date my Daughter"

Vegas Activities:

• Pic with Sexy Nuns
• "Fantasy" Show
• VegasPubCrawler

Adam Guests:

• Brandon McIntyre
• Cole Kepler
• Dylan Hoen
• Greg Campbell
• Ian Scott
• Jamie Renney
• Jarad Andrews
• Jonathan McArthur
• Kevin McArthur
• Kurt Ritchie
• Matt Kelly
• Phil Spidle
• Quan Mac (Camosun College)
• Tom Berg
• Mike McCambridge(Cousin)
• Brad McKenzie(Cousin)
• Dan Foster (Cousin)
• Greg Gracey (Cousin)
• John Gracey (Cousin)
• Joe Gracey (Cousin)
• Greg Bartle (Brother-in-Law)

Bachelorette

I suggest Girls wear "Lesbian Vests" and mustaches. Adam wears something equally crazy.

• Alycia Wilson
• Angela Dunphy
• Amanda Crook
• Brenda Lamont
• Courtney Van Horne
• Courtney Hill
• Evelyn Chisholm
• Hanna Wigen
• Jenny Wilson
• Laura Stark
• Laurie Scholl
• Tamara Van Horne

Tamara Promised to get me an upside-down stripper like in the Macklemore- Glorious video

Tamara Bachelorette: Britney Cups + Poster

Surprise Guests / Honorarium:

Show up at a bar, have a drink, give some advice, share a joke, then take off.

When Inviting them. Mention I have had them on a list for over 10 years, and their attendance would be hilarious and appreciated.

Include them in the fun, like the Monk in the Hangover 2

• Gordon McKenzie (Uncle)
• Des McCambridge (Uncle)
• Stu Rhodes (Reynolds Shop Teacher)
• Ray Miller (Reynolds Science Teacher)
• Dave Pitre (Reynolds Principal)
• Geoff Huber (Baseball Umpire/Coach)