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Prank Rules

I can take a joke. But some of you wanted to know where the line is.
There is a fine line between a great prank and going too far.
That is exactly what this page is for.
So, if you're going to prank me:
  1. Always Film it, and Film in Public
    Or somewhere where I can't assume privacy
    .
  2. You are responsible for my safety, and the others' safety. Including my Cell Phone
    Incase you're going to throw me in a pool or something
  3. You are responsible for the mess or any damage I do.
  4. Make sure I don't call 9-11
    Or any other witness/victim.
  5. No Jump-scaring me. This is to Protect YOU more than me.
    I will likely punch, just out of instinct.
  6. I will throw myself in danger to save someone.
  7. If something goes wrong, you all better start yelling (loud) "Prank!" over and over again.
  8. No wake-up pranks. Why?
    Incase I'm not decent
  9. I'm going to go with no Drugging me, or putting crap in my Food
    Mainly because of the difficulty with dosage, Allergies, and I am VERY sensitive to drugs
    .
  10. Prepare for my revenge
    I will assume you agree to the same rules, and you can take as good as you give!
    !

Not Cool Pranks (and why):

Organ Theft Prank: No Drugging!
Dog Woodchipper Prank: No DANGER!!
Suicide Prank: Not cool, could have really been hurt descending the stairs, or jumped after her.

Also:

  • I'm cool with (non-voilent) Kidnapping. More.
    Black Bag, the whole bit.
    But obviously make sure my schedule is clear. Duh.
    And don't get the Cops called on yourselves.
  • If you're going to try to give me a heart attack, most pranks become cruel after 20-30 secs.
  • When in doubt, try something from "Just for Laughs". They seem to be reasonable, safe, and fun.

You are truly an idiot, and have completely misunderstood the purpose/spirit of this if I have to mention:

  • No Guns, Even Fake ones, Duh.
  • No Hurting Animals.

My Rules include those blue popups

Most Pranks become WAY less funny 10-20 seconds after the big reveal. After that it is just cruel, and not fun anymore.

I reserve the right to change these rules. So when in doubt, check back and confirm.

Do NOT do a lame prank. Throwing water, or something simple is fucking pathetic.

Hopefully you feel I have left you a ton of room to come up with something awesome.

Finally, I have seen most of the pranks videos on youtube. So switch it up a bit.

Hey, so I went to a conference today with my client today at the Empress.
After lunch we read the list wrong, and ended up in the wrong seminar.
And some how we got put into some spanish-speakers talk about PHP.
It was super weird, and I couldn't signal to him him that we should just go. He was fumbling around with the brocesure and figuring out where the correct seminar was.
So I started filming... take a look
Already did: JamieR

Have at 'er!

Each Bachelor picks randomly a stunt to do, they can then swap tasks buy bribing the groom:

  • Cinnamon Challenge
  • Wassabi Snort
  • Rocket Rollerblades
  • Burn Hair off (legs and arms, or whole head)