Tom Bachelor Party

Notes:

• Tom gave me the date: July 5th.
• I say we keep the specific details a secret.
• I have 40+ of clips of Tom signing Karaoke over the years, can anyone compile these into a cheesy 1990s commericial(example below)?
• Does Tom have any older men in his life? (Lol!) I mean an uncle, or teacher, or something we can have show up.
  They tell a story, give him advice, pass around a bottle of scotch, and leave. His Dad?
• Who's bachelor parties has Tom attended? Quan Mac's(2011?) Courtney's(Mar 2016)
• Should I have custom tshirts made? With Tom showing the Finger?
• Can we steal any ideas from Adam's Bachelor Party Ideas
• Can anyone think of a prank for him?
  Fill his office desk with balloons?
  Something with his car?
• Jamie will make a song track of his favorite songs to put on his portable speaker
• Should I make a huge Beer Flight (pic below)

Adam's Keys to a Great Bachelor Party:

• Sense of Community
• Epic Happenings for lasting memories and stories
• Surprises
• Moments to Assure the Groom/Bride that: They picked the right person, you have their back, friends forever, etc.
• Lowered Inhibitions
• At each bar, the bachelor should be greeted by someone (who ran ahead) who immediately gives him a beer at the doorway.

Tom Wants:

• Karoake
• A Sober-ish activity (Paintball? GoKarts)
• Drinking
• Scavenger Hunt?

Save The Date:

Each Attendee:

• Send a pic of yourself in sunglasses, like in the mugshot pic below
• On the day of July 5th, Send Tom various Bachelor-party / drinking memes to get him amped-up

Memes:

All in from Start:

• Jamie Renney (Adam Picking up)
• Don St. Germain (Adam Picking up)
• Ryan Franchuk (meet after work)
• Jason Donald (staying sober, meeting at 3:45pm)
• Amanda Crook (All In)

Karaoke:

• * Nathan Swift (Karaoke 9pm)
• * Dylan Hoen (Karaoke)
• Karen Morrison (Karaoke)
• Ally Gray (Karaoke)
• Kat (Nate gf)
• * Abbie Anne Mary (Likely)
• * Evelyn Chisholm (If bad sailing weather)
• *Courtney Hill (Karaoke liekly )

Invited. No Response:

• * Jesse McIlveen
• *Matt Kelly

Invited. No Response:

• * Dara Hudson
• Chris Weaver
• Bobby Lord Kapoor
• Ian El Duderino Sheaves
• Ian Scott
• Jason Koome
• Mike Trump
• Leif Lake
• Matthew Davies
• Robin Smith
• Ally Jean
• Alycia D.
• Jaylene Leah
• Mel Haines
• Robin Lyle
• Shannon Al

Cant Come:

• * Greg Campbell (busy)
• * James (His Naniamo buddy, but likely cant come)
• * Lisa Petersen (busy)

Funny Songs:

• America- Fuck Yeah!
• What What in the Butt
• Me So Horny
• Hey We Want Some Pussy
• Dude Looks Like A Lady
• At a Medium Pace
• The Full Monty
• Stacy's Mom
• Gunther-Ding Dong Song
• No Vaseline
• Rollin' with Saget
• Pussy Drop
• Fucked Bin Laden
• Hakuna Matata
• Scotty Doesn't Know
• Like A Virgin
• Methods Of Mayhem-Get Naked
• Sit on My Face
• Konichiwa Bitches
• Rush-Tom Sawyer
• Spose-I'm Awesome
• Steel Panther-The Shocker
• Tenacious D-Fuck her Gently
• Trucks-It's Just Porn Mum
• Willie Nelson-I'm My Own Grandpa

Tom's Epic Bachelor Party Shit Show is ramping up!
"The 4pm Wrecking-Crew": AdamW. JamieR. JasonK. RyanF. DonSG. TomB. Is assembling
4pm-ish downtown to surprise him at work, for ONE beer on his patio.
5pm Drunken debauchery downtown to his favorite pub.
6pm Quazzars Arcade(Gov+View).
7pm Amanda has agreed to take this Donkey -show mobile, and drive us to Christmas hill in my station wagon.
Adam bought FUCK-tons of various beer for a car-bar, +scotch for toasting (5 min walk from car).
Adam has also built a super-size wooden beer flight to get us good-n-liquored.
8pm One more pub stop.
9pm Reds Roadhouse. Karaoke. We will throw up the surprise karaoke video Jamie made for Tom on the big screen. 8 more guys / girls are meeting us there.
It would be awesome if each of you pick one bar to run ahead of the group, and buy Tom a beer, and hand it to him the SECOND he enters.
Also, if you had any words to say to Tom, prepare a short sentence to toast to him + Angela.
What I'd like from YOU:
-A picture of you, with sunglasses on, holding a sign, (ideally on a solid background), by THURSDAY night! It is for a collage. Mugshot Style.
-Can you please TXT / Facebook TWO memes to Tom between 9am - 4pm on FRIDAY, to get him excited. Give him no details. Just Tease.
-This is SURPRISE. Tom doesn't know what to expect.

Tom's Epic Bachelor Party Shit Show is ramping up!
"The 4pm Wrecking-Crew" will have Tom good and sloshed by 9pm when we meet up with you.
We have various places we are going, and Amanada is driving us.
We will meet the rest of you at 9pm @ Reds Roadhouse for Karaoke.
We will throw up the surprise karaoke video Jamie made for Tom on the big screen. So don't be late!
Afterwards, we will head back downtown, and you are more than welcome to come.
What I'd like from YOU:
-A picture of you, with sunglasses on, holding a sign, (ideally on a solid background), by THURSDAY night! It is for a collage. Mugshot Style.
-Can you please TXT / Facebook TWO memes to Tom between 9am - 4pm on FRIDAY, to get him excited. Give him no details. Just Tease.
-This is SURPRISE. Tom doesn't know what to expect.

Mug Shot Sayings:

• Game over
• "No" is not in your vocabulary tonight.
• Walk the plank
• Ball and chain
• I'd do anything for love. But I won't do that

Mugshots To Copy:

Speech:

• We made it through college, Europe, and 100 nights drinking with Greg + Jamie. This won't kill us
• We have your back bud
• Met Tom sleeping my way through college.
• Broken Rib

Schedule:

• 4pm-ish downtown to surprise Tom at work,
  
• 5pm Drunken debauchery downtown to his favorite pub.
  
• 6pm Quazzars Arcade(Gov+View).
  
• 7pm Christmas hill.
  
• 8pm One more pub stop.
  
• 9pm Reds Roadhouse. Karaoke.
  
• 12am Bartholews Pub
• 1am Big Bad Johns

Huge Beer Flight:

Can Anyone Show up breifly like this?:

Drinko:

Videos:

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