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Rant: Things I can't believe about womenUpdated 3 years ago

Pockets vs Purse

Men Experience High Heels For The First Time
I love a challenge, and seeing other peoples perspective, so if I was asked to do this I would in a heartbeat.
But I'd immediately predict it would be stupid, and how this never made sense to me.
Womens pants don't have pockets because almost every girl I've asked (and this actually comes up A LOT) thinks if we see a bulge or line on their hip, butt, side, or crotch it looks unattractive/weird/fattening.
If women wanted these pants, manufacturers and stores would start carrying the overnight!
I love girls that don't carry purses. I hate holding a friends purse, as it is just encouraging such illogical behavior.
We all want Equality of the sexes, but can't take this trivial, and obvious step.

Uncomfortable Shoes

Men Experience Pocketless Pants For The First Time
If tried to sell a guy uncomfortable shoes, he would laugh in your face!
But ladies cram themselves into tiny, unsupportive, awful shoes just to make their butt look good / etc.
They can cause major and permanent damage. Broken Ankles
Even the hardest-working manly-man NEVER comes home from a very hard day and can't wait to take off his shoes-- begging for a foot rub.
And you THINK you look like a princess(and you may)--But its not worth it! At the end of the night when you are walking around downtown *carrying* your sexy shoes, drunken. Stumbling walking through piss, and broken glass of the late night pizza place / McDonalds, you look pathetic.
Come on girls!

Why is Sucks to be a Woman:

  • Periods
  • Bras
  • Child birth (a Choice)
  • Earn 91 Cents / Dollar (in Canada)
  • Sexual Harassment/Assault more Likely

Benefits of Being a Woman:

  • Multiple Orgasms
  • Sex Anytime you want
  • Not Becoming a Parent Unless Chosen
  • Not getting Drafted
  • Leniency on Prison Sentences
  • More Clothing Options.
  • Less (Physical) Bullying