Adam on a Vacation

Great Things about Travelling with me:

• I am up for almost anything. Thrills, loud, social, history, etc. Love new experiences.
• I have tons of energy, I won't ditch you, or spend much time in the room.
• I can eat almost anything, and can go long amounts of time without food+water.
• I pack light. Often just a carry-on.
• I take + Process lots of pictures so we can all remember the Trip.
• I move fast. Times a wastin'.
• I don't need breakfast, or drink coffee/tea/anything. If you want breakfast, I prefer the extra sleep.
• If you want to wear a suit/dress up, let me know. I love to wear my suit.

Warnings:

• I don't like Art Museums. A little is fine.
• I don't like Shopping. A little is fine.
• I don't like Sitting on the Beach/Pool for hours on end. A little is fine.
• I snore. Just a little. Nothing too bad.
• I only need 5-10 TRUE mins from waking up to out the door. Please don't wake me up earlier than necessary.
• When taking an important picture, please take 3-10+ of them. Especially if you think this is going to be a huge highlight of my life, or this trip (celebs, animals, stunts, etc). Ideally from slightly different angles. When in doubt, take tons.
• Great drinks to order me: Beer (No IPAs. Never Fruity), Lime Margarita's+Salt, Tequila, Spicy Ceasars.
• If you are in charge of Picking a Train/Plane/Bus. Triple check it is the correct destination + direction + price!
• I don't care what our room looks like. Clean and Cheap Please.
• You must Max-out your Duty-Free Alcohol on the Return Trip. If not, please Be my Mule.
• I enjoy 99.9% of my vacation time. But you complaining about nothing will really pissed me off, and I will submit you HERE