Suits

Man in suit, will travel.

About Me:

I tend to work for tiny companies, who don't normally have fancy XMas parties.
And not enough of my friends are getting married.
I genuinely enjoy dressing formally and meeting new people.

Suits:

Ties:

Details:

Just let me know time, location, duration, travel details etc.
Which color of suit+tie+shirt you'd like me to wear (I have many)? We can match, but probably shouldn't be too-close.
It is assumed you would pay any fees, cabs etc. Chipping in for Dry Cleaning would be nice.
If you are feeling generous, donate to the SPCA in my name.
It probably won't apply, but I could even make a speech if prepared in advance.
I promise to be gentlemanly, and charming. Introduce me to your boss and you may get promoted!
Weddings, Christmas Parties, etc.
Why does everyone ask if I would do funerals? No

Shirts:

Why?:

Typical reasons people ask for a date:

• They broke up with the person they intended to bring.
• Their date bailed.
• Their date doesn't have a suit.
• Their date hates parties / socializing.
• Their date is sick / busy.
• Their date doesn't like wearing a suit.
• Their parents give them grief for coming alone.
• They are single.

Bosco:

If you'd like, Bosco has a suit too! Great for outdoor weddings.