The Redneck Rap

Lyrics:

• Corn Hole-ing grandma cause it's her birthday.
• I'm lying in bed and cat hops on me. I really wanna fuck it but ma' says no.
• You think you've got balls, cause your trucks got nuts
• Y'all voted for Trump so I know yor packing. You still love's em. So I know your teeth be lackin
• 3rd grade shouldn't take three years.
• If you know your mom's sexual preference. But you can only get jobs where they check no reference.
• You might be a redneck
• Your state's anme is a joke to the rest of the country / world
• Next time you're On COPS, Please put on a shirt
• "Them's Fighting Words", and I see Bail money stuffed in your boot.
• When 23andMe is just a bunch of me
• Normally when people say their sisters pregnant. It's a good thing
• When prayer is an important part of sex ed
• When you don't like your neighbors--You tow it away
• When you don't like your sister, you just pull out
• "People of Walmart" owes you royalties.
• Massively entertained by Nascar Driving.
• The meth-business shut down by cops
• Big Guns, Tiny Dicks
• Your inhertiance is: (Something pathetic).
• Your Girls are methed-out thin, or fork-lift fat.

Notes:

• Fucked my sister
• Truck broke down
• Lost my job
• Giggin for frogs
• Big Mouth Bass
• Mississippi
• Mine for coal
• Beat your wife.
• Confederate Flag on your Riide
• "Mama-said"
• Monster Trucks
• Keeping Black Folks Down.
• Fine Traditions of Misspelled signs, and being on the wrong side of history.
• Handle bar Mustache.
• Mullet. Business in the Front, Party in the Back.
• Cars on Blocks.
• Gun racks.
• Faces of Meth.
• Moonshine.
• Open Carry.
• Ye Haw.
• He-Haw.
• Sitting on the Porch.

RedNeck Celebs:

Some line like: "You think your Bo Duke, but your Sling Blade"

Some line like: "All Southern Celebrities have to Dial it back / hide it."

Bridge:

• Over-exagerated Ho-Down.
• Combined with the "Dueling Banjos".
• "Squeal like a pig for me boy."
• "And that's why I sing this song, behind bullet proof glass"

Videos:

Songs where the mood shifts: