Quotes From Adam:

Relativity

To ADD to the words of George Carlin:

Have you ever noticed that anybody:

• Driving slower than YOU is an idiot, and anyone going faster than YOU is a maniac
• Having more sex than YOU is a slut, and anyone having less than YOU is a prude
• Going out more than YOU is a party animal, any less than YOU is a lame-homebody
• Heavier than YOU is a lazy-glutton, any lighter than YOU is bulimic-fitness nut
• Keeps their car/house less tidier then YOU is messy-slob, any cleaner than YOU a neat-freak

My Point is: Its all relative!

Music Videos Today

Call me an Old Fogie all you want, but You Couldn't Be Masturbate to Music Videos in "My Day"!!!!  A W

Friends Quotes:

Christmas is War on the Environment --Dylan Hoen

When you choose the lesser of two evils, you still get evil --Dylan Hoen

Im really glad my neighbour revs his motorcycle every morning at 6am. Otherwise, his penis won't grow --Jenny Wilson

Education:

Rich---Poor, Fat---Thin, Pretty---Ugly, You can change it. Stupid is FOREVER, you're only getting Older, and all you have if your health  A W

When you tell a child something they do not know, it is assumed you're teaching them. When you tell an adult something they don't know they assume you're being condescending  A W

It's not stupid to say you don't know something. It's stupid to pretend that you know Everything.  A W

Today, I had two intelligent conversations, with two educated people. It was like eating at a five-star restaurant! Then it saddened me realizing was so incredible  T VH

I don't think people that are smarter than me are smarter. I think they just read a book I didn't read.  A W

Nothing good happens when you sit at home watching TV.  A W

When you Say / Do something Dumb: Own up to it; Learn from it; Teach Others;  A W

I am never late for things where the START time matters. I.e. Movies, Flights, Funerals or Weddings  A W

One can only respect someone's lack of basic knowledge to a point, after which only promotes such idiocy.
Be it best to shine light on such fallacies with haste and vigor.
-- Socrates 410 A.D.

Marriage:

"When did 'Two Divorces' or 'Baby-Daddy' become better than 'Never Married'?"  A W

Bachelor-hood:

"As a Bachelor, I imagine my toilet is dirtier then yours. But I have NEVER needs"  A W

Debate:

"ALL my beliefs are up for debate. Bring your facts and we will discuss"  A W

Hidden Location:

"Why the Secret Location? To avoid lame excuses!
So we know who is actually coming, we don't let people know the location until they actually commit.
Pathetic, repetitive and dumb excuses are frustrating from people who never actually come out to events.
If that isn't the case with you, prove it, and RSVP.
It will be in town, and it will be awesome."  A W

My Life:

"Maybe I pack so much fun in life because I don't believe in reincarnation, or that an invisible man won't let me party with him."

"If I spend more than one day per month at home, alone, I feel like I'm wasting my life away."  A W

Driverless Cars:

Driver-less cars can't come soon enough! Compared to the Alternative: Distracted, Drunk, Untrained, Poor Vision, Inexperienced, Speeding, Reckless, Uninsured idiots. I'd trust one immediately."  A W

Breeding:

"I have always said I could solve ALL or most of the worlds problems, if you let me control ONE thing, License Breeding! The same as we do with cars, 7 criteria:

• Will you be responsible for the child?
• Who will step in if you cannot care for the child/ die. Sign here?
• Have you ruined your last 1, (or 18 like Pixie) kids lives?
• Will you Drink/Drug while growing this Life?
• Do you have Money to Feed/Clothe/etc it?
• (Suggestion) Get Tested for any serious, deadly genetic disorders?
• (Optional Suggestion) Watched a movie about a screaming kid driving the parents nuts?

 A W

Cheap:

I've found almost everything we DO buy, cheap of expensive, ultimate comes from china. Made my the same kids, in the same factories, with the same materials. Dumb people just think if they pay more, and buy "locally" it doesn't. Of course that is true with many many things. But rarely, clothing, shoes, electronics, cars, computers, etc.

Weekends:

Don't complain about Mondays! Or always be looking forward to the weekend! Probably not good for your mental well-being, it gets old, and it makes people think you have a lame life.  A W

Money:

Don't Complain Constantly you have no money. Learn to manage whatever amount of money you DO have!  A W

Money:

When making plans with others via text, many people dislike the back-and-forth of planning petty details that do not matter, or can be decided closer the day in question/ once you meet.  A W

(Yes: Date, Time, Place, What to bring, Travel, etc)

Choices:

Gfs become exs, money can be re-earned, and you can drop the weight, but the only truly permanent decisions you make are having kids, and felonies you commit.

Common TXTing Coutesy:

Don't start a sentence with any of the following:

• "I have bad news"
• "We need to Talk"
• "Guess What?"

If you even need to BREATHE before telling them the next thing!! The person you are talking to will ALWAYS assume the worst. And its very cruel.

If Done via TXT, send it all as ONE message!