P.O.F.
Plenty of Fish Site
Preface:
I mention this stuff to help you make a better profile, and get better results. Maybe a little to be humourous :). As always, I encourage your comments, and challenge you to make your own list (for what girls think.).
There is nothing wrong with being a single-mom, overweight, or shy. There are totally people out there for you. But if you try to cover it up, you're going to waste both-peoples' time.
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| Single Mom at 21? |
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| Single Mom, who's longest relationship is 1 year |
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| All my pics are selfies? |
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| All my pics are at home |
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| Messy Room in the Background |
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| All my pics don't show your body/ are from a downward angle |
P.S. Nearly-every girl that does this, isn't actually fat. Some douchey-guy or bitchy-girl told you it once, and you never recovered |
| Pics from a Webcam? |
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| Mention God three times in your profile |
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| Have More than 3 Cats. |
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| Mention your Cats more than 5 times. |
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| Pics of JUST your cat |
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| Pics of you with any Baby/Kid |
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| Pics of Scenery |
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| Excessive Instagram Filters |
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| Mention No Drama |
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Me:
So I don't get any "Well what does your profile say?" or "Let he without sin cast the first stone", Where is my Profile:
My Profile (DRAFT!!):
Hey, I'm Adam Prepare the Best/Funniest/Random/Unique Profile Write-Up you've read yet! I'm one of the few that actually spell checked this bugger!
I have a VERY active life. That does not (by any means) Im busy. I am always looking for a girl that can keep up with me, and wants to share in an amazing, fast paced life!
Recently, I realized I finally developed a pretty-clear idea of what I want in a girl. My Friends remarked that recently "My Light is on" (Apparently it is a Sex and the City Reference) Lol!
I love meeting new people, but have no desire at all to only chat on here, and never meet. I find the best way to get to know someone is Via Facebook. Do not be surprised if I try to add you to Facebook, and ask to meet up fairly-quickly. I'll be very surprised (and maybe question your existence) if we have no friends in common ;) I know I personally over-share. So the good, and the bad, yet an accurate picture is on there.
I love a challenges, and trying new things. I actually have an "official" Bucket List, and getting the most out of life is a true top-priority. You will never find this-guy alone, playing video games, EVER!
I have no problem if you are a pot smoker, as long as you don't adopt the "typical" lazy-stoner attitude of course.
I am fairly-fit, and health-consious, I'd hope you are too. If you fit into any of the following, we probably aren't a good fit:
- Haven't played a sport, or jumped since high school,
- Happily spend more than two nights a week, at home, alone.
I am pretty handy (tools, cars, computers, anything really)-- I can put Ikea furniture together with ease...usually without too many pieces left over! This being said, I built my last two houses.
I love having conversations / debates on anything, whether it be serious or just plain senseless.
I am lucky to have a Border-Collie-Pup named Bosco, that's easy to take on my adventures; that little guy comes with everywhere it seems.
From my diverse group of female friends, I understand the stigma behind dating frustration (not just online). I can safely say you'll have a great time. I understand you ladies are bombarded with a mess of ridiculous antidotes, and one-liners from "boys" who don't care to learn or understand what a woman wants. I will not be one of those crazy stories you re-tell to your friends ;) My worst attributes are slight hyper-activity, and conversations drifting off-topic.
Finale:
You'll find I'm full of surprises!
Our "meet-cute", I guarantee to not be a waste of time.
Hopefully we hit it off and potentially there could be something more substantial in our future.
It is my hope that I've inspired you to message me, I will always take the time to reply your message.
