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#0 (From: 108.172.163.17 on May 7, 2024, 6:04 am)

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https://lethbridgenewsnow.com/2018/05/09/exclusivelanguage-warning-woman-in-dennys-video-says-thats-not-who-i-am/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3obfSDdMo8

#1 (From: 108.172.163.17 on May 7, 2024, 4:20 am)

https://www.afi.com/afis-100-years-100-heroes-villians/

#2 (From: 108.172.163.17 on May 7, 2024, 3:46 am)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Station_Square_collapse

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cynthia_Plaster_Caster

#3 (From: 108.172.163.17 on April 13, 2024, 3:15 am)

Lordco Accounts:
PCB Boat building (Darren G)
2508575768 Leif
Bulldog construction Brandon R

Online:
https://partsavatar.ca/

#4 (From: 70.66.180.252 on January 28, 2024, 9:08 am)

Parties are always best with themes.
-People have to prepare something beforehand,
-they end up asking their friends what they should wear, and the friends often want to come too.
-since they have put in thought/ effort, in advance, they are less likely to bail
-people who don't know each other are more likely to talk to and introduce each other, because you're both dressed like the same thing.
-it builds a sense of community

I often have themed parties.

#5 (From: 207.6.239.228 on January 8, 2024, 2:57 am)

ZJ => Blowjob on Sleeping Man

#6 (From: 209.52.88.133 on January 1, 2024, 8:30 pm)

Cupholders
Emergency 30 min or it turns off.
Make sure cedar dries
Access hole to cooler

#7 (From: 209.52.88.133 on January 1, 2024, 8:06 pm)

So I got to try my sisters sauna finally!!!

Some notes for mine:
-Infrared light
-At least 78 inches long
-Six people
-cedar 100% throughout inside
-FLAT floor
-Steel roof
-Digital clock + temperature.
-On wheels so I can roll around the property in summer, bring to friends houses, and store it in the garage/shed in winter.
-emergency egress
-small window (burning hazard)
-Protective wooden cage around heater. Maybe mount high out of the way?
-TV, protected
-extra shorts and t-shirts for guests.
-Soft, comfortable floor outside as youll be barefoot
-light on exterior to warn me it is ON!
-wifi enabled switch to turn on
-No metal allowed inside. Even eye glasses.

#8 (From: 38.13.81.160 on January 1, 2024, 6:32 am)

No one on their dead bed wishes they spent more time:
-working
-cleaning
-arguing
-earning more money
-watching TV
-spending time alone

#9 (From: 38.13.81.160 on December 31, 2023, 5:01 am)

The Contemporary Dictionary of Sexual Euphemisms:

Money Shot
Jazz in the Park
Donkey Show:
Fuzzy Donut
Buff the Banana
Bukkake: Several Men Ejaculate on One Woman

Masturbation - Men: Choking the Chicken; Spank the monkey; Beat your meat; Jerking Off; Buffing the Bishop; flogging the dolphin; Turning Japanese; Palmela Handerson; Rubbing one out.

Masturbation - Women: Flick the Bean; Paddling the pink canoe; Downstairs DJ; Be Bop; Jillin' off; Buttering your muffin; Rubbing one in; diddle; Taco handshake; double clicking the mouse; Stroking the beaver; Polishing the Pearl; Flooding the basement; Stuffing Your Envelope



Masturbation: Neutral: Ménage à moi; Onesome; Low Fiving

#10 (From: 38.13.81.160 on December 31, 2023, 4:31 am)

Screwnicorn: Strap Dildo on Forehead and Lick her Anus.
Skull Fuck: Penis in Eye Socket
Snow Balling: Spitting Cum into Someones motuh, by Surprise.
Stranger: Sit on your hand until it goes numb, then masturbate
Tea Bagging: Lowering your Balls onto Someones Face
Topeka Destroyer: Puking on the Person giving you oral sex
Rusty Trombone: Anilingus from behind and a hand job
(Earning) Red Wings: Oral Sex on a Menstruating Woman
Western Grip: Masturbating with his Thumb pointed towards himself

#11 (From: 38.13.81.160 on December 31, 2023, 3:45 am)

New York Style Taco: Vomit During Oral Sex and not stopping.
One in the Fridge, One in the Freezer: One Penis in the Vagina; Another in the Anus
Pearl Necklace: Cum on her Neck / Cleavage
Rapunzel: Pulling her hair to get oral Sex
Iron Throne: Sex Butt to Butt
Tossing salad (Rim Job): Oral Sex on Anus
Rumpledforeskin: When she realises He Forgot her Name, and he goes Limp

#12 (From: 38.13.81.160 on December 31, 2023, 3:31 am)

Hot Karl: Shit on Someone who is sleeping
Cleveland Steamer: Shit on Someone's chest
Dirty Sanchez: Shit smeared onto upper lip
Chicago Sunroof: Shit through someone Sunroof
Upper Decker: Shit in Top of Toilet Tank
Golden shower: Peeing on Someone
Beef Curtain: Big Labia
Angry Dragon: Cum in her mouth, smack the back of her head, cum comes out her nose
Blumpkin: Blowjob on toilet
Boston Cooler: Surprise Ice Cubes in mouth during Blowjob
Bucking Bronco: During Doggy-Style, as you cum, you shout some other girls name, and then try to stay inside her as she tries to buck you off her.
Chili Dog: A Cleveland Steamer, then Titty Fuck
Donkey Punch: Punch her while inside her, so she tightens up.
Dutch Oven: Farting Under Blankets
Dutch Treat: Trying to Dutch Oven and Shitting the bed
Eiffel Tower: Threesome with 2 guys.
Girl has one dick in mouth, Other in Vagina. During Climax, the guys high Five.
Felching: Sucking Semen out of a Partners asshole
The Shocker: Two finger in Vagina; One in Anus
Flaming Amazon: Light her pubes on fire as you Cum, and extinguish the flames
Fortune Cookie: Leaving the Condom inside her
Free Willy: when she takes down his pants, but he's secretly hard, and it smacks her in the eye.
Cornholing: Anal
Dutch Rudder: Two Guys giving each other Handjobs
Houdini: During Doggy style, pretend to cum and spit on her back. When she turns around, surprise her with the real Cumshot
Hummer: Humming during a Blowjob





#13 (From: 38.13.81.160 on October 26, 2023, 3:27 am)

https://m.vevor.ca/
PEX pipe
Deisel Heaters
Snow melt wire
Banister posts
Shower units
Gutter guard

#14 (From: 37.139.53.22 on October 18, 2022, 2:57 pm)

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#15 (From: 209.52.88.25 on August 14, 2021, 10:54 pm)

Liefe dirty lyrics for bitch Meredith Brooks

#16 (From: 107.190.17.14 on August 14, 2021, 3:27 pm)

1Garrick's Head is 1867
https://garrickshead.com/

Six Mile Pub 1856
https://sixmilepub.com/

Spinakers 1884
https://www.spinnakers.com/

Prairie Inn 1859
https://m.facebook.com/PrairieInnPub/

#17 (From: 209.52.88.53 on August 11, 2021, 11:43 pm)

Scott @precision
Dave @jade auto
Tom sawyer

#18 (From: 209.52.88.111 on August 4, 2021, 9:05 pm)

Billionaire vanity projects. Princess diana. Matt damon. Will I am. Bill gates. Carnegie.

Bad ones. Amazon rockets. Virgin galactic. Titanic 2.

https://www.lovemoney.com/news/86133/billionaires-biggest-vanity-projects

#19 (From: 172.103.210.57 on July 25, 2021, 2:26 am)

Eminem. I'm gay. The interview
Bradley cooper. I got butt fucked by a Filipino in prison. Hit and run
Cameron diaz. You came in my mouth. Vanilla sky

#20 (From: 92.204.174.134 on July 23, 2021, 10:27 pm)

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#21 (From: 96.54.48.236 on July 20, 2021, 11:17 pm)

Moister than an oyster
Jussy Palore

#22 (From: 209.52.88.137 on July 10, 2021, 12:31 am)

Bachelor party. Moose antlers. Add funnels. And pour into two other guys' mouths

#23 (From: 107.190.17.14 on July 1, 2021, 7:22 pm)

Card towers
Launch an egg in the air. It must survive impact
Popsicle sticks
Pi to highest digit

#24 (From: 107.190.17.14 on July 1, 2021, 7:08 pm)

Make a rope that holds 100 lb 16 ft. Using only shoelaces
The winner of each round must chug a drink

#25 (From: 107.190.17.14 on July 1, 2021, 7:01 pm)

Drop an egg off the roof
Spaghetti Bridges
Paper airplane
Wire a 4-way light
Wire a three-way light switch
Famous engineers trivia

#26 (From: 107.190.17.14 on July 1, 2021, 6:58 pm)

The engineering games. Each certified engineer is on their own team solo.
Everyone else is on a collaborative team.

#27 (From: 92.204.174.134 on June 23, 2021, 6:00 am)

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#28 (From: 209.52.88.111 on June 12, 2021, 4:06 pm)

Solar. 15kw
85kw /day

#29 (From: 209.52.88.111 on June 12, 2021, 4:03 pm)

House.
Water to water heat pump at Jesse's client where we did the glass railing
Blue skin on top of deck main board
Peak of steel roof. Make sure that the there is no point of entry for insects
Don't plant trees close to the driveway to avoid pavement buckling

#30 (From: 209.52.88.64 on June 6, 2021, 3:06 am)

He was holding hands with you while finger

#31 (From: 209.52.88.12 on May 1, 2021, 9:11 pm)

House. Heather. Laminate load-bearing beam with glue as well as screws

#32 (From: 107.190.26.13 on April 13, 2021, 9:24 pm)

Register for the vaccine in all three of these places

https://www.getvaccinated.gov.bc.ca/s/

https://rexall.medmeapp.com/schedule/

https://saveonfoodspharmacy.medmeapp.com/schedule/

#33 (From: 209.52.88.98 on April 12, 2021, 8:55 pm)

Load bearing hooks on a track hanging from the eaves

#34 (From: 107.190.26.13 on March 22, 2021, 11:07 pm)

(Eventually) you'll likely need a covid vaccine passport to: Fly most carriers Cross a border Attend a concert Attend a festival Date online

#35 (From: 209.52.88.217 on March 22, 2021, 9:06 pm)

. Bachelor party. Turn car into helicopter for rambo. Power Wheels jeep. Drive through the park die Hard 3

#36 (From: 172.103.210.57 on March 11, 2021, 11:38 pm)

Margot Kidder..Andrew Koenig...kate spade. Tony Scott

#37 (From: 172.103.210.57 on March 11, 2021, 11:23 pm)

Celebrity suicides. Chester Bennington. Chris Benoit ..Jonathan Brandis .... Aaron Hernandez .. Ryan Alexander Jenkins

#38 (From: 209.52.88.54 on March 1, 2021, 8:39 pm)

Mini bathrooms. Music themed and comic book. Air hockey table

#39 (From: 209.52.88.243 on February 28, 2021, 4:43 pm)

Ask George and Christopher if he pulls over people for traffic violations when he's off duty

#40 (From: 209.52.88.243 on February 28, 2021, 4:43 pm)

Ask Mom what all my grandparents died of

#41 (From: 209.52.88.243 on February 27, 2021, 3:13 pm)

House trim white subway tile. Maybe Dylan's magnets

#42 (From: 107.190.26.13 on February 23, 2021, 8:02 am)

Me too, I guess Walks are the new parties. Trees are the new Friends. Conversations are only done online. Bland exersize is the new fun. Netflix is the new vacation. Video games are the new sports. Movie theaters are just gone. Smiling at strangers is so 2018. Visiting any store now smells like a distillery and with the fun of a T.S.A checkpoint. :'( The worst part is how quickly this became normal.

#43 (From: 172.103.210.57 on February 16, 2021, 2:07 am)

Do you want the explosion to be pretty or powerful?Updated 2 months ago
Add a Note

Starcraft Account:

Unlock Codes:

Samsung * Galaxy S5 * IEMI 353021070718068 = 26031846 Alcatel * TETRA * IEMI 015163002085602

Mitsubishi Eclipse Size for Car Cover:

Width: 5 ft. 8.3 in. (68.3 in.)
Height: 4 ft. 2.2 in. (50.2 in.)
Length: 14 ft. 4.2 in. (172.2 in.)
Wheel base: 8 ft. 2.8 in. (98.8 in.)

Sent Food Back:

  • Jan 6, 2018. Sent Food back 4 times: eggs, salsa, hollandaise too cold now, eggs too cold now.

Extra Laptops:

"Lap 82" Acer Aspire 4810TZ Model MS2271
"Lap 92" Dell Inspiron 1300 Model PP21
"Lap 99" Acer Aspire 5220 Series Model ICW50
"Lap ??" Alienware (Orange +black sexy laptop)

Digital Signs in Victoria

Save on Foods Arena (Caledonia + Blanshard)
Brown Brothers (Blandshard + View)
Serious Coffee (Gorge + Tillicum)
Figuard Assests (3378 Douglas)

Tattersall House Notes:

Downstairs Bathtub / Shower Opening is: 43 x 62.5"
Washing Machine: Samsung Jan 16, 2019; Model #WF42H5000AWA2; Serial# 0BE65AEKB02437 M/C 0BE6

Oil usage + production by country:

CAN Consumes 2,374,000 Barrels / Day
CAN Produces 4,984,000 Barrels / Day
USA Consumes 18,961,000 Barrels / Day
USA Produces 15,599,000 Barrels / Day

Oil usage + production by country:

Flea Medication is safe. Common reasons Idiots over-medicate their pets:
  • Buying powerful flea medication over the counter then to shit-math on the dosage.
  • Not knowing / Guessing the WEIGHT of your pet.
  • Giving is weekly, instead of monthly.
  • Giving them the DOG to a Cat meds or vise-versa.
  • Confusing kg and pounds.
  • Pity the poor cat, but blame the owner 99% of the time.
  • Some People so dumb, I'm shocked don't accidentally microwave their cats or swallow the medicine themselves.

Canadian Federal tax rates 2019:

15% on the first $47,630 of taxable income, plus
20.5% on the next $47,629 to $95,259, plus
26% on the next $52,408 to $147,667, plus
29% on the next $62,704 to $210,371, plus
33% of taxable income over that

BC Provincial tax rates 2019

5.06% on the first $40,707 of taxable income, +
7.7% on the next $40,709, +
10.5% on the next $12,060, +
12.29% on the next $20,030, +
14.7% on the next $40,394, +
16.8% on the amount over $153,900

My 7 T-Shirts:

  1. It
  2. DJ Groot
  3. Beer
  4. Jack Skelington
  5. Harley Quinn
  6. Simpsons
  7. Joker

Google Search Easter Eggs:

  • Wizard of Oz
  • Green Hill Zone (Keep Clicking)
  • Recursion (This one is a thinker)
  • Thanos
  • Festivus
  • Loniest number
  • Google Logo History
  • Askew
  • The answer to life the universe and everything
  • Do a barrel roll
  • Pacman
  • Play snake
  • Solitaire
  • Tic-tac-toe
  • Bletchley park
  • Once in a blue moon
  • Spinner
  • Blink html
  • Flip a coin
  • Set a Timer for 5 seconds
  • Roll a dice
  • Metronome
More

Doesn't work:

  • Zerg rush
  • Text adventure
  • Anagram
  • Conway's game of life

Breaking down a door:

  • 3" screws on the LATCH: absolutely worthless
  • 3" screws on the deadbolt strike plate: the least you can do.
  • 3" screws on the frame side as well: A Tiny bit of protection
    • Don't believe me, ask Victoria Police

Religions 2.0.

How to solve the unjust Islamophobia:

Come along with me on a metaphor:
IF I was Christian, and terror attacks were being done by people claiming to be Christian.
I would take all the evil/vague passages out of our holy book the terrorists were using to bastardize the religion, and separate myself from that shitty original book.
Then start a NEW religion with all of the good, and none of the bad. Maybe call it Christianity 2.0.
Then if anyone was a dick to me for my faith, I would say "Oh no, I've upgraded.
Those terrorists are running on outdated software and are TOTALLY different from me/my beliefs. Fuck them".
Maybe explain to them how your beliefs differ, and how progressive you are.

Bingo Math:

With 5 numbers drawn.
The odds of you getting ALL 5 dabs are 1 in 17,259,390.
But, the odds if you NOT getting a single number were 93.3%!
Math
(75*74*73*72*71)/(5*4*3*2*1)=17,259,390.
(74/75)*(73/74)*(72/73)*(71/72)*(70/71)=93.3%

Buying out Greg (when he stopped working on our house after 3 months):

I learned when attempting to negotiate the split up of the house with Greg Campbell, some people only focus on their Dollar amount going up / down, rather than the REASON it goes up or down.
He wouldn't accept me paying him back every penny he put into the house ($160k), and accepting 100% of the ($110k) debt he + i spent on the house in the first 13 months.
He kept wanting to know the buyout amount i was offering, and would negotiate from that.
I would give him a description of my offer, and reasons why.
He demanded I pay him profit. Which I clearly hadn't made. (we had spent 90% of the money ($120k), and had a half-done house full of supplies to be installed).
He felt the house had gone up significantly in value over the 13 months we had it, and deserved something for wise investing...
Note: he only helped work on the house for 2 or 3 months, before leaving for "The Oil Sands", then Vancouver.
He dragged it out for months of stress for me and dad.
I eventually agreed to give him a share of the eventual profit, five years in the future (2013).
He thought I would have owed him big, and was expecting $60k.
Thankfully, the market crashed, and after expenses, the house had just broken even. So I didn't have to pay him a penny.
Dad kept saying "sign the deal, and you will get the house you built and love, and we will worry about the profit later".
He made sure the equation we agreed upon with the profit sharing wouldn't have yielded much at all for Greg.
One of the gigantic ways dad helped me with a serious problem.
I am still shocked we have remained good friends after this.

Kate McKinnon(Ms. Rafferty) Funny Sex Parts:

SNL
  • Cooter + Tooter
  • Hog Taker + Log Maker
  • Grassy Knoll + Gassy Hole
  • Fun Bun + Mud Gun
  • Drainer + Stainer
  • Coot Coot + Prune Shoot
  • Bush + Tush
  • Taco + Chaco
  • Pink Pocket + Stink Rocket
  • Clam Casino + Bean Burrito
  • Fuzzy + Skuzzy
  • Baby Tunnel + Gravy Funnel
  • Please Hump-It + Cheese Trumpet
  • Coo-Coo + Poo-Poo

Paradise PD S02E02:

  • Tongue Hole, Bunghole
  • Cooter, Pooter
  • Yapper, Crapper
  • Teefer, Queefer
  • Kittten Hole, Shittin Hole

Colin Mochrie: Who's Line is it Anyway

  • Thor ButNotComplaining
  • Colin TheMarines
  • Woodrow ButDontHaveAPaddle
  • Francis FullOfFrenchPeople
  • Glenn CloseButNoCigar
  • Ken YouDigit
  • Yasir Yasir ThreeBagsFull
  • Arthur AnymoreDonuts
  • Rhett ALittleOutAroundTheWaist
  • Keith MyPastyWhiteButt

Adam

  • Barry McCockiner
  • Wanda Godononer
  • Love is in the Derriere

Andrew Dice Clay Nursery Rhymes:

Doe, a deer, a female deer.
Ray, the guy that fucked her ass.
Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe
Suck my dick and swallow slow.
Little Boy Blue -
He needed the money.
Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
Trim that pussy it's too damn hairy
Three blind mice, see how they run
Where the fuck are they going?
Rock-a-bye baby, on the tree top
Your mother's a whore,
And I ain't your pop.
Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick
Jack burnt off his fuckin' dick.
Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
So Jack ignored those flabby tits
And licked her asshole clean
Jack and Jill went up the hill
And Jack would try to hump her.
Jill said No / and Jack said So
I'll ram it in your dumper.
Roll, roll, roll your Cunt.
Gently down my prick.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Then you'll suck my dick.
Twinkle twinkle little star,
Will she blow me in the car.
I bought her dinner, she had fun.
My balls are boiling, I'd like to cum.
Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater.
Whacked off in the movie theater.
Sprayed his load across the screen
And ruined Titanic's final scene
Jack and Betty, up in a tree
F-U-C-K-I-N-G
First comes Betty, then comes Jack
Then comes the goo from Betty's crack.
Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie
Jerked off in his girlfriend's eye
When her eye was dry and shut
Georgie fucked that one-eyed slut
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty
That fuckin' whore.
Little Bo Peep fucked her sheep
Blew a horse, licked his feet
She ate his ass so very nice
Tongued his balls not once but twice
Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
Had a wife, loved to beat her
Smacked her twice across the head
Fucked her ass and went to bed
Twinkle, twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Shine upon the parking lot
As I eat my girl friends twat.
Rub a Dub Dub
Three men in a tub.
Fags have threesomes, too-
So fuckin' what.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I fucked your mother's ass
And she had you.
There was an old lady
Who lived in a shoe
She had so many kids
Her uterus fell out
Patty cake, patty cake,
Baker's man
If your chick's on her period
Fuck her in the can
Mary had a little lamb,
She kept in her backyard.
When she took her panties off
His wooly dick got hard.
Hickory Dickory Dock.
My balls fell out of my jock.
I laid them to rest
On some hooker's chest,
And paddled her face with my cock.
Hey diddle diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
That's more than my lazy wife does,
The fat, fuckin' smelly baboon
Old King Cole was a merry old soul
A merry old soul was he
He chewed off his tit
And ate his own shit
And washed it down with some tea.
Hickory Dickory Dock
Some chick was sucking my cock
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
I dumped the bitch on the next block.
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her
And said, "Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch?"
Little jack Horner sat in a corner
Eating a pizza pie.
He shit pepperoni,
Then blew his friend Tony,
And wiped his mouth on his tie
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
A lightbulb was stuck up her ass.
It woke up the spider
Who lived deep inside her.
He said "Hey, free electric and gas."
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her old dog a snack.
The cupboard was bare,
She didn't despair.
She let Rover munch on her crack.
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her poor dog a bone
When she bent over,
Her Rover took over
And she got a bone of her own.

2005 Ford Taurus Wagon:

  • Starter Instructions:

Exterior Fuse Box

Exterior Starter Relay

Interior Fuse Box

Native Status Benifits:

  • No tax for gas+cigarettes purchased *ON* reserve.
  • No passport required to USA (Jay Treaty -- being phased out).
  • On-reserve housing (if wanted).
  • Grants for post-secondary education.
  • Subsidy for Orthodontics / dental.
  • Subsidy for Medications.
  • Hunting license exceptions. (rare occasions)

Current Status TShirt Bar Graph:

On Left Shoulder "Drinks Required to Dance" And 3, 2, 1, "ZERO" scrolling On Right Shoulder "Vacation Days Left" And 3, 2, 1, "LAST DAY" scrolling We thought about adding:
  • "Money" was suggest but if I made it high, people would expect / ask me to buy them stuff. And if low, I look like a homeless bum.
  • "Social", not sure how to use that one.
  • "Comfort" would make me look like I'm uncofortable often
  • "Feet hurt" from walking too far?
  • "Hygiene" is weird. This is to help Meet new people. Stop thinking of the Sims ;)
Dylan says: Ribbon might have to be a low-enough friction material so they don't move on their own and not high enough to get stuck.
The shirt needs a backing between the ribbon and your body.
The loop area might need a non-zero cornering radius at the top and bottom to avoid tearing.

Futuristic Movie Timeline Update:

  • 1995 - Clockwork Orange
  • 1997 - Escape from NY
  • 2001 - 2001 a Space Oddesey
  • 2009 - Freejack
  • 2012 - I Am Legend
  • 2013 - Escape from L.A.
  • 2013 - The Postman
  • 2015 - Back to the Future 2
  • 2017 - The Running Man
  • 2018 - Rollerball
  • 2019 - Blade Runner
  • 2020 - Soylent Green
  • 2020 - V for Vendetta
  • 2026 - Metropolis
  • 2027 - Children of Men
  • 2029 - Logan
  • 2032 - Demolition Man
  • 2035 - 12 Monkeys
  • 2035 - I, Robot
  • 2043 - Book of Eli
  • 2043 - Robocop
  • 2045 - Ready Player One
  • 2047 - Event Horizon
  • 2050 - Mad Max: Fury Road
  • 2054 - Minority Report
  • 2067 - Interstellar
  • 2077 - Oblivion
  • 2079 - Alien
  • 2084 - Total Recall
  • 2101 - A.I.
  • 2126 - Logans Run
  • 2130 - The Black Hole
  • 2139 - Judge Dredd
  • 2169 - In Time
  • 2173 - Sleeper
  • 2199 - The Matrix
  • 2220 - Forbidden Planet
  • 2263 - The Fifth Element
  • 2293 - Zardov
  • 2387 - Star Trek
  • 2505 - Idiocracy
  • 2563 - Alita: Battle Angel
  • 2805 - WALL-E
  • 3020 - Mortal Engines
  • ???? - Barbarella
  • ???? - Dune
  • ???? - Gattaca
  • ???? - Geostorm
  • ???? - Her
  • ???? - Planet of the Apes
  • ???? - Starship Troopers
  • ** Clockwork Orange Book was 1980
  • ** Robocop is set in various times 2015, 2030 and 2043
  • ** The Running Man spans 2017-2019
  • ** Alien is set in 2079 and 2122
  • ** Forbidden Planet is set in the 23 Century, but around 2220
  • ** The Fifth Element Movie: 2263; DVD: 2257; Writer says 2259;
  • ** Star Trek spans dozens of dates
  • ** Logans Run Book: 2126; Movie: 2274
  • Mad Max[1979] "A few years from now."
  • Mad Max 2[1981] no mention of date
  • Mad Max 3[1985] Beyond Thunderdome (about 15 years later)

Kenneth Fenton. 2017:

  • Drunk Driving @ 3.5 times the limit.
  • Speeding 90 km/hr.
  • Down residential Roads(50km/hr).
  • Running from another Cops.
  • Ran a red light(that had been red for 8 seconds).
  • Killed Const. Sarah Beckett.
  • (Who had just recently returned from maternity leave)
  • Also charged with drunk driving in 2010.
  • Crown seeked 3-5 years in prison+ 10-year driving prohibition.

Famous Highschool Alumni:

Mike Lewis: Bronze @ Beijing 2008 Olympics in Four-man Rowing
Leanne Chinery: 3 Commonwealth Games, Lawn Bowling

Mental Health Code:

In Canada: Involuntary Hospital Admission In USA: #5150.

Would you Rather:

  1. Pee shared of glass OR Cry shards of glass
  2. Immerse yourself in a bathtub of dead spiders OR Immerse yourself in a bathtub of tobacco spit
  3. Be married to a "10" with a bad personality OR A "2" with an amazing personality
  4. Accidentally scream the wrong name in bed OR Have your partner accidentally scream the wrong name in bed
  5. Know the history of every object you touch OR Be able to talk to animals
  6. Pee yourself in public once a week OR Shit yourself in private daily
  7. Have a Ferrari that kicks you in the nuts once a week OR Have a shitty car that serves you an eclair once a week
  8. Fart uncontrollably when you cum OR Cry inconsolably when you fart
  9. Eat only roadkill the rest of your life OR Be a Vegan
  10. Pry off your thumbnail with a fork OR Put a toothpick under your big toenail and kick a wall
  11. Have "All-Star" by Smash Mouth play every time you orgasm OR Orgasm every time you hear "All-Star" by Smash Mouth
  12. Be forced to wear wet socks for the rest of your life OR Be allowed to wash your hair only once a year
  13. Have a finger as a tongue OR Have tongues as fingers
  14. Wear someone else's dirty underwear OR Use someone else's toothbrush
  15. Crap bricks OR Puke slugs
  16. Always have to tell the truth OR Always lie
  17. Never have internet access again OR Never be able to take an airplane anywhere again
  18. Have your dead body found in a pile of sex toys OR Have everyone you know see your browsing history
  19. Be in the real-life version of "American Horror Story" OR Be in the real-life version of "The Walking Dead"
  20. Only be able to whisper everything OR Only be able to SHOUT everything
  21. Run your tongue down a New York City sidewalk OR Press your tongue into a stranger's nostril
  22. Find true love OR Win the lottery
  23. Fight off a dog-sized cockroach OR Fight off a horse-sized rat
  24. Have a photographic memory OR Be able to totally forget anything you want
  25. Give up your five favorite foods forever OR Give up sex forever
  26. Fuck three of your exes OR Fuck someone of the Opposite gender you are attracted to
  27. Receive a lifetime supply of meals from your favorite restaurant OR Receive a lifetime of free gasoline
  28. Watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life OR Join in once to stop it

Johnson St. Bridge versions:

  • 1855-1862- A- Wooden Bridge. Did not Lift.
  • 1888-1923- B- Rotating Steel Bridge+Wooden Decking
  • 1923-2018- C- Blue Bridge. Bascule Bridge.
  • 2018-PRES- D- Current Bridge

A1

A2

A3

C1

C2

How much money fits in a duffel bag?:

(Assuming you can pack it as tightly as possible.)
A Bill is approx 2.61" x 6.14" x 0.0043", or 0.06890922 cubic inches or ~1 gram.
Standard: 21" x 21" x 36" = 15876 cubic inches = 230390 bills = $23,039,000 @ 508 pounds
Jumbo Bag: 25" x 25" x 42" = 26250 cubic inches = 380936 bills = $38,093,600 @ 840 pounds
Giant Bag: 30" x 30" x 50" = 45000 cubic inches = 653033 bills = $65,303,300 @ 1440 pounds

Die Hard #3 Bomb Location Goof:

Simon says to go to "138th St & Amsterdam, which I believe is in Harlem if I'm not mistaken"
But then the next shot it McClane at 138th @ Lenox.
And he walks by 137th street when then elderly baclk lady looks at him in disgust.
But if you Google earth both those locations, NEITHER matches :( Also, Dave Thomas (the Wendys Guy) was an extra when they are briefing all the police after the subway bombing!

Rules on Self-Defense:

  • Think of the techniques are NOT allowed to do in professional fighting sports. Do those.
  • Use situations to your advantage. Slippery floors. Drunk/Over-Confident adversary. Nearby help.
  • Only use techniques you have practiced many times before in a controlled setting.

Reasons to Nullify a Marraige:

  • Age at Time of Marraige
  • Prior Existing Marriage
  • Unsound Mind
  • Fraud
  • Force
  • Physical Incapacity

Interesting Literary / Movie Terms you should know:

  • Chekhov's Gun - Every element in a story must be necessary; Irrelevant elements should be removed. Must have eventual payoff.
    AKA Red Button in Men in Black
  • Foreshadowing - What is to come is hinted at, to arouse interest or to guard against disappointment.
    AKA Empire Strike Back- Lukes in Vaders Helmet
  • MacGuffin - Necessary to the plot and the motivation of the characters, but insignificant, unimportant, or irrelevant in itself.
    AKA Gold Briefcase from PUlp Fiction.
  • Red Herring - Drawing attention to a certain element to mislead.
    AKA Saw- "Corpse" lying in the middle of the room.
  • Shaggy dog story - Long-winded anecdote designed to lure the audience into a false sense of expectation, only to disappoint them with an anticlimactic ending or punchline.
    AKA Grandpa Simpson
  • Icebox Scene - Scene that is inconsistent with the plot, and that the audience somehow accepts while watching the movie, only to realize later that the scene was illogical. AKA Gremlins: Don't feed a Mogwai after midnight.
  • Deus ex Machina - Unsolvable predicament, only to be rescued in a sudden, unexpected, and sometimes illogical way. AKA Wizard of Oz. I'm melting!

Bingo Crew:

  • AdamW
  • Alicia
  • AllyG
  • AmandaC
  • AngelaD
  • BrendaL
  • BrianNolan
  • CoreyS
  • CourtneyH
  • IanS
  • JamieR
  • JasonD
  • JasonK
  • JesseU
  • LauraS
  • Lauri
  • MarinaJ
  • MelissaH
  • Mia
  • MIkeMunroe
  • MikeRepas
  • NateP
  • SamS
  • TomB
  • TrevorP

Famous Near Earth Asteroids:

Currently known asteroids: 958,621
  • 20m Chelyabinsk meteor(hit Russia 2013)
  • 120m Tunguska(hit Russia 1908)
  • 400m 2002 NN4 (Passing June 6 2020)
  • ~55km Chicxulub (Mexico killed Dinosaurs)

Kelly Marie Ellard

  • Tried three times for 2nd degree murder of Reena Virk 1997.
  • 2000: 1st trial: Convicted
  • 2003: Conviction overturned
  • 2004: 2nd trial: Mistrial (Hung Jury 11-1)
  • 2005: 3rd trial: (Convicted: Life;No parole 7 years) then "set aside".
  • 2009: Appealed to the Supreme Court of Canada. Upheld conviction in 8-1 decision. "Original trial judge's error was harmless"
  • Bloodlust_Under_the_Bridge Sorry it is cut in pieces

Windows XP Key

RCRXB-BQ422-3CB47-YQ98D-V38WK

Kanye West Trump Election

Kanye will take away WAY more Republican votes, then Democrat ones.
No independent has a chance in hell of winning.
-The highest ever: 1992 Ross Perrot @ 18.9%.
-2nd highest: 1980 John B. Anderson @ 6.6%.
And the ONLY other Independent Candidate to get more than 1% of the vote EVER was:
- Some "George Washington" guy in 1790 (whoever that is ;) )

TXT to SMS:

  • [10digitnumber]@txt.bell.ca (Bell and Solo)
  • [10digitnumber]@pcs.rogers.com
  • [10digitnumber]@sms.fido.ca
  • [10digitnumber]@msg.telus.com
  • [10digitnumber]@vmobile.ca (Virgin Mobile)
  • [10digitnumber]@mobiletxt.ca (PC Mobile)
  • [10digitnumber]@msg.koodomobile.com
  • [10digitnumber]@sms.sasktel.com and [10digitnumber]@pcs.sasktelmobility.com
  • [10digitnumber]@text.mts.net (MTS Allstream Inc./ Manitoba Telecom Services Inc.)
  • [10digitnumber]@txt.windmobile.ca
  • [10digitnumber]@msg.telus.com (Public Mobile)


    • TXT text SMS from your Computer!

I Never:

  • Paid a Penny of Rent.
  • Drank underage.
  • Drove Drunk
  • Stole Something
  • Been Arrested

Donut Operator Supreme Court Cases:

Tennessee v. Garner
Pennsylvania v. Mimms

Songs start nice, and suddenly change:

I LOVE songs that Songs start nice, and suddenly completely change

The Internet Is For Porn
Chocolate Salty Balls
Gays Got Married
The Ballad of Billy John
Fuck her Gently
Bullies Go Away

High Resolute Brooklyn 99 Wallpaper


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You're saying it wrong (Malapropism):

  • Death Nail=>Death Knell
  • Mute Point=>Moot Point
  • All Intensive Purposes=>All Intents and Purposes
  • Spitting Image=>Spit and image
  • "Tender hooks" => Tenterhook

Hearty Purple Flowers from Cedar Hill Gold Course (Borden Mercantile):

  • Spanish Bluebells (multiply like crazy)
  • Common Camas
  • BugleHerb

Things to Laser-Etch

  • Phone Cases
  • Pendants
  • Dog Tags
  • Engrave Tools
  • Lost Tags
  • More

Bill Maher: Georgia Tech Sector

Georgia has decided to the reopen tattoo parlours, bowling alleys, and the beauty salons.
In the South, what the call the Tech-Sector.
What could be safer businesses then razors, needles, and sticking yor fingers in other peoples Balls.

Doug Stanhope: Shovel for Mortgage

I don't even understand the connection with "died for your sins".
He died for your sin, well, how does one affect the other?
"I hit myself in the foot with a shovel for your mortgage..."

Doug Stanhope: Sins


Your sins are the only interesting thing about you, you dreary, bleak motherfuckers.
Your sins are what make you fantastic, what keeps us great and exciting and fun.
Its what makes you alive.
You should wear your sins on your sleeve and try to top them on a daily basis.
'cause that's what people want to hear."

Joe Scott Technology

Paul Rudd Ted Cruz

Roger Stone Nixon Tattoo

Robert Deniro. Righteous Kill [2008]

Our job is to keep the 99% of the population safe from the other 1%.
The problem is we have to spend half our lives with that 1%.
And the better we do that job, the less the 99% think they need us. They're Clueless.
The only ones paying attention on the street are the cops & the criminals.
Everyone else is just going somewhere, or shopping.

Mark Maron: Bench at Park [S03E02]

He is sitting on a park bench, when a lady comes over.
He thinks she is hitting on him, but then she points to the sign.
Did you know it is illegal in (California at least) to sit anywhere with kids???
Law:
https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/codes_displaySection.xhtml?lawCode=PEN§ionNum=653b

Tom Segura How you Doing?

There are two acceptable answers to "How you doing?"
"Fine" and "Great"
And if you're miserable, you say "fine".
You don't burden people with your real world problems during a courteous exchange.

Taylor Tomlinson- Quiting Social Media


Taylor Tomlinson Quiting Social Media
Heroes of the Internet. Their Big Announcement:
"Here-e, Here-e, I will be taking a break from social media #Brave"
Its like dude, nobody wanted to see a picture of you on Wednesday, and no one is going to miss is on Friday.
Also, why are you posting about the fact that you're going to stop posting soon.
That's like toasting to the fact your going to quit drinking in the morning. You're not off to a great start, Sweetheart!

Dumbest Thing I have ever heard:

Patton Oswalt
I acknowlodge you believe that.
That is the dumest thing I have ever heard.
Please do not stop believing in the dumbest thing I have ever heard,
Because you're actually helping people out with your craziness.
Don't stop believing in that stuff, please, I beg you

Jordan Klepper Guns

I'm entering a war zone.
I'm about to embed into a country with over 300 Million Guns.
A Country where in 2014, 33,000 People died due to gun violence.
A Country who's citizens are 25 times more likely to be murdered by a gun then any other civilized nation. Welcome to...
America

Francis Collins - Masks [2008]

Imagine you are an alien, who landed on Planet Earth, and you saw our planet it was ravaged by a respiratory disease.
And you knew masks were an effective way of to prevent the spread.
And yet when you went around and saw some people not wearing them, and some people were.
And you tried to figure out why, and it turned out it was their political party [which decided their choice].
They would scratch their heads, and this think that this planet would not show much promise for the future .
Director of the National Institutes of Health
Francis Collins

Sarah Silverman


I love kids. I LOVE Kids.
The only thing I love more than kids is doing anything I want at all times.

Steve Hofstetter : Kids

"If you have a lot of kids, and you can provide for them, great! Good for you. Great job.
If you have a lot of kids, and you need someone else's help. STOP FUCKING!.
I don't understand when someone has nine kids and they can't provide for them. What Happened?
You knew unprotected sex could produce a child, you'd seen it happen 8 damn times. You weren't surprised: "Its magic!"
You knew. That is why there are so many dumb people in this world, because it takes an educated person to stop that process.
Someone to says "Maybe we can't afford the time, Money, and love it takes to raise a human being.
And a dumb person goes "This goes in there! And it makes some peoples! I'm gonna fuck you till were homeless!
It happens again and again, and then there is no fucking parking."

Zack And Miri make a Porno Highschool

--Nobody wants to see us fuck, Zack.
Everybody wants to see Anybody fuck!
I hate Rosie O'Donnell.
But if someone said I got a tape of her getting fucked stupid,
I'd be like "Why the fuck aren't we watching that right now?"
--Because she's Famous. Who the F' would want to watch US Fuck?
At least 800 people.
--The jerks we wen't to high school with? Are you serious?
Of course I'm serious, If you heard someone we graduated with was in a fucking porno movie, you'd watch it right?
I'd watch that Brandon guy suck a cock, and I just met him!
With this mailing list, we have almost 1000 that would definetely watch a porno we were in just to be like:
Hey, I sat next to that guy in Civics! Look at his fucking dick!

Bill Maher: Re Love Actually Mixed Signals

One character shows up at the door of his married crush, who winds up chasing him down the street and kissing him.
Im not saying men act the way they do primarily because of movies, but they have been getting this message for a long time:
This is what women want. And it is what women want. But only from the men they want it from!
The problem is, we don't know wish one we are!
Clip

Victoria BC Park Maps:

Send me Others


Cuthbert

Mac Aulay Point Park

Mt Doug

Thetis

Wildplay

Movies (you probably saw) that were X-Rated, but that probably shouldn't have been:

  • Eddie Murphy: Raw[1987]
  • RoboCop[1987]
  • A Clockwork Orange[1971]
  • The Exorcist[1972]
  • The Evil Dead[1981]
  • Midnight Cowboy[1969]
  • Dawn of the Dead[1978]
  • Basic Instinct[1992]
  • Bad Lieutenant[1992]
  • Last Tango in Paris[1972]
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre[1974]
  • The Hills Have Eyes[1977]
  • Fritz the Cat[1972]

CD+G Karaoke

sudo apt-get install mplayer lame shntool
mplayer -ao pcm:file=<output file> -af karaoke <input file (song)>
This procedure is meant to "attenuate" the voice, not remove it, like, completely. Link
Songs with male voice repond better than ones with female voice.
Sometimes, drum beats are also badly attenuated along with the vocals. In any case, the "boom" of the beat gets killed.

List of all my jobs.

  • Computer Programming
  • Technical Support
  • Home Construction
  • Stock boy (London Drugs)
  • Pizza Maker (Panagopolous)
  • Furniture Delivery
  • Umpire (Little League)
  • Short order chef
  • Movie Extra
  • Newspaper delivery
  • Cutting Lawns
  • Baseball Scorekeeper

TShirt Size:

  • Shoulder56cm
  • Sleeve16cm
  • Bust/Chest123cm
  • Length79cm
  • (84cm Length is my huge long gray shirt)
  • (23cm is Green Shirts sleeve (no shorter)
  • Simpsons Everything
  • It Clown
  • Jack Skeletenon
  • Joker Dark CardXC-03
  • DJ Groot
  • Harley Side
  • Dog Swimming

5G means 5th generation.

5G on a wifi router is for 5 GHz, and 2.4GHz.
But they also operate (in 900 MHz, 3.6 GHz, 4.9 GHz, 5.9 GHz and 60 GHz)
5G on a cell phone tower also refers to the 5th generation.
And it is just a (very-slightly) stronger, faster bandwidth @ 25 - 39 GHz.
Its not harmful at all, and if you really care, then move here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_National_Radio_Quiet_Zone
I will say that it is possible the Huawei has created backdoors into the 5G hardware, but that is a spying-issue only.
And your dick-pics were never safe to begin with :P

To power every car in Canada with electricity would cost a construction price of:

Hydro: $698/Canadian or
Wind: $1756/Canadian or
Solar: $4807/Canadian.

Electric Car Usage:

If we converted ALL of Canada's 31M personal cars to fully electric, how much more electricity would we need?
-Canadians Drive=13,100km/year average.
-A Tesla gets 3.096 miles per kWh (20.09 kWh/100 km) -- or 2620kWh/year.
So 81,220,000,000 kWh -- or 91.2TWh.
Take into account charging Efficiency: 89% industry Average, 91.2TWh.
Canada currently uses 495.8 TWh/year-- an increase it 18.4%.

BC Electric Car Usage:

In BC. 3.7M cars
Average electric car: 15 kWh/100 km
Average Canadian: 20,000 km/year
3700000*20000/100*15= 11.1TWh/year
BC Currently generates 74.2 TWh/year
Site C would generate 5.1TWh/year more

Want 91.2TWhr of Hydro?

-The Robert-Bourassa Dam in Quebec makes 26.5 TWh / year. Construction: $3.8B(1987)= $7.5B(2019)
So we would need 3.4 more dams of that size.
And would cost $25.8B = or $698/Canadian.
Or more realistically. 14 Site-C-sized dams.

Want 91.2TWhr of Wind?

-The Dokie Ridge Wind Farm makes 0.320 TWh/year, with 48 Turbines and cost $228M.
So we would need 13680 more turbines.
And would cost $65B = or $1756/Canadian.

Want 91.2TWhr of Solar?

The Topaz Solar Farm makes 1.282 TWh/year, with 9M Panels and cost $2.5B.
So we would need 640.2M more Panels.
And would cost $177.8B = or $4807/Canadian.

Want 91.2TWhr of CONCENTRATED Solar?

The Crescent Dunes Solar Energy Project makes 0.718 TWh/year, and cost $2.2B.
Which would cost $279.4B = or $7553/Canadian.
The Ivanpah Solar Power Facility makes 0.196 TWh/year, and cost $0.9B.
Which would cost $418.8B = or $11318/Canadian.

Want 91.2TWhr of Nuclear?

The Bruce Nuclear Plant makes 48.2 TWh/year, and cost $7.8B.
The Darlington Nuclear Plant makes 19.4 TWh/year, and cost $14.4B.
Two Very different numbers.
Bruce-Style would cost $14.6B = or $394/Canadian.
Darlington-Style would cost $67.7B = or $1830/Canadian.

Grid Upgrades:

Hydro-Québec is spending $1.47B to connect 0.438TWh of new wind generation. 91.2TWhr would be $185B or $5010 Canadian

Additional Costs:

Maintenance

Buying a New Car:

    Generalizing over 20+ dealers in town. Helping 30+ friends buy cars from dealers over 20 years.

    Reasons to NEVER buy a new car:

  • Car dealerships are con artists
  • The car depreciates 30% within the first 6 months
  • In order to protect your investment. (I.e. your full purchase price, not just its current blue-book value) you must get special, expensive Insurance to guarantee a new replacement.
  • Dealers have hundreds of crooked rules to void your warranty if you make upgrades or unsanctioned repairs. Or tiny little accidents.
  • Everything at a dealership costs twice what a normal mechanic would cost. And 10 times what it would cost you to do it yourself.
  • Sales guys know next to nothing about the car. Almost everything they tell you is made up / wrong.
  • Cars are much more durable than older cars. Their transmissions, steering systems, and engines almost-never need to be replaced. Compared to cars of pre 1990.

Only Benefits to a new car:

  • New Car Smell
  • Shiny
  • Get the options you want
  • Warranty.

Advice:

  • Read consumer reports on the vehicles you are considering.
  • Reject the extended warranty unless the model has known quality issues and you still want to buy it.
  • Reject all the life insurance, credit insurance and other crap they try to push on you during the sales process.
  • Consumer reports will also show you what the dealer paid for the car so you can figure out the dealer markup.
  • Most Warranties aren't transferable.
 

Unpopular Opinions:

Support is calculated the best of my ability.
If you question the accuracy, submit a LINK to a poll that scores at least 4/7 of these criteria.
All polls not scoring at least 4/7 will be deleted.
Preference will be Giving to polls of Canadians.
  • 94% Mandatory Helmets Children
  • 93% Mandatory Seat belts
  • 90% Mandatory Immunizations for SchoolLink
  • 86% Mandatory Helmets Adults
  • 84% Pro Distracted Driving Laws
  • 77% Remove Money from Politics
  • 75% Ban Assault WeaponsLink
  • 66% $15/hour minimum wage+ inflation.Link
  • 63% Pro Speeding Laws
  • 61% Ban HandgunsLink
  • --
  • 48% The Green New Deal
  • 31% Remove Carbon-tax
  • 32% Ban Marijuana
  • 16% Ban All Abortions.
  • 09% VegetarianismLink
  • 03% VeganismLink
  • --
  • ??% Ban Sweatshop Purchases.
  • ??% Ban Open-pen Fish Farms
  • ??% Mandatory Rehab
  • ??% Re-institutionalize Mentally Ill
  • ??% Collect Skulls of your Deceased Family
  • ??% Mexico isn't that Dangerous
  • ??% Right to Privacy in Public
  • ??% US-Style second Amendment
  • ??% Reduce Immunizations
  • ??% Covid: reopen parks
  • ??% Dense Urban Cores (End Sprawl)
  • ??% Rent Control (Prices)
  • ??% Wildlife-only Sanctuaries
  • ??% End Loans for low demand Post-Secondary degrees.
  • --
  • <1% End Women's suffrage
  • <1% Extreme Libertarianism

Ethical polling companies?:

  • Angus Ried
  • Pew Research
  • Gallup
  • Harris Polls
  • YouGov

Famous Inventors

    Trevor Moore
    I only looked this up to learn about history. Not for any racial reasons. And I know some black people inventions were stolen by white people.
  • Air Conditioning- Willis Carrier
  • Cell Phone- Martin Cooper
  • Stethoscope- Rene Laennec
  • Typewriter- Christopher Latham Sholes
  • Mechanical Heart- Paul Winchell
  • Doorknobs Osbourn Dorsey *black*
  • Elevators- Elisha Graves Otis
  • Fire Extinguisher-George William Manby
  • The Guitar- Adolph Rickenbacker or George Beauchamp
  • Stop Sign- William Phelps Eno
  • Potato Chips- William Kitchiner
  • Gas Masks- John Haldane
  • Super Soaker- Lonnie Johnson *black*
  • Cabbage Patch (dance)- Dre and DJ Yella*black*

Things I was forced to eat as a Child that i still hate:

  • Bananas
  • Pineapple
  • Grapes

mountRushmoreOfPot

Mount Rushmore of Pot Smokers

  • Bob Marley
  • Snoop Dogg
  • Willie Nelson
  • Woody Harrelson
  • Cheech Marin + Tommy Chong
  • John Cho + Kal Penn
  • James Franco
  • Seth Rogen
  • Dave Chappelle
  • Jason Mewes+ Kevin Smith

I always wonder why Conservative hate / fear left-leaning people?

What is the WORST policy we will enact?
  • Green Energy?
  • A little more Economic equality?
  • Dental care?
  • Allowing your kids teacher to wear a headscarf?
  • Taxing Corporations +2%
  • Taxing People who make over $100,000,000 +2%
  • Following the United Nations
  • Peace?

Tik Tok- To Copy

  • Vacuum garbage bag
  • Chocolate eggs
  • Dye or hair
  • Feet in sweater sleeves hoodie
  • I just flipped the switch

Cause I fear Conservatives will:

  • Loosen Gun laws.
  • Ban / Oppress / Restrict / Assault "immigrants" (Non-whites).
  • Start / Escalate Wars.
  • Damage Canada's International Image.
  • Destroy our Air, Land, Water, and Food.
  • Revert laws on Womens rights.
  • Revert laws on LGBT rights.
  • Increase Income Inequality.
  • Stop / Slow our transition to a Green Economy.

Scout Leader: John Viszlai.

Convicted in 2013 of sexually assaulting two boys who were in his troop in the early 1990s. (30 months in prison). Worked as a computer security consultant with the provincial government for years. The alleged victim was 10.5 years old at the time of the offences, in his home, in 1992.
30 Months

Misc

  • Darlana Due Date: May 16, 2020
  • Greg's dad (Dave)'s friends: Lorne and Brian

Cards Against Humanity Rip-Off:

Things to look forward to LONG into the Future

  • The Day the Clown Cried - Jun 2024
  • JFK Assassination Files - Apr 2018
  • Mickey Mouse. Public Domain - January 1, 2024

SaymMineApp.com Legit Companies:

https://saymineapp.com/

Native American + Canadian Atrocities

Just a beginning of the list.
  • 1862 Dakota 38
  • Residential Schools
  • 1885 hangings at Battleford
  • 1864 Tsilhqot'in chiefs hung after attending peace talks

African American + Canadian Atrocities

Just a beginning of the list.
  • Lynchings
  • Sterilization
  • Tuskegee Syphilis Study
  • 1921 Tulsa race massacre

List of movies with unexceptable Partners:

Coming to America
The 40 Year Old Virgin
Hitch
House M.D.
Angry Birds Movie 2
Sex and the City

Stop Motion

Powder Coating Fluid Bed 101

Fluid Bed
Powder Coating Gun
  • Powder-coats anything, durably
  • 2" pipe, 6" long
  • Paint is ~$45/pound.
  • 1lb of paint does ~540 tiny fishing jigs
  • Small Fishtank Airpump
  • A old toaster Oven you don't mind getting paint on.
  • Cook at 350F for 30 mins
  • The air pump creates a small amount of water as it runs, and that will fuck up the paint. So you may want to filter

Almost

  • Cameron Diaz
  • Geri Halliwell
  • More

Google Described video on Porn:

So for blind people, there is something called "Described video" where they tell you what is on the screen.
Now Google has taught a computer to watch a video, and describe what it sees, right?
Here is an example of what happens when you show it the Lion King:
Descriptive Video Demonstration
A buddy just sent me what happens when you feed other (porn)videos into the software, and the automatic dictation results are hilarious!
Just remember, this is a COMPUTER writing all of this.
You don't need to watch the video, just imagine a computer trying to interpret what it seeing in a video.
OMFG, I'm laughing so hard.
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Sex Bucket List. Stolen From Family Guy S17E01

  • Roof of a Pizza Hut
  • Bathroom of a Pizza Hut
  • In Pizza Hut delivery car
  • Domino's
  • Helicopter
  • In an elevator
  • Stagecoach
  • In arcade section of Pizza Hut
  • Back of moving pickup truck
  • McDonald's PlayPlace
  • Hardware store - toilet aisle
  • In a car parked at industrial park
  • At Moe's Tavern
  • With Tom Brady
  • Inside a car on a truck that hauls cars
  • On a boat
  • While doing my job as a school photographer
  • Bungee Jumping
  • While holding an Emmy
  • Aboard The Orville
  • Costco cart return area
  • Inside MRI machine (turned off?)
  • Through the "100" hole in skeeball machine
  • Threesome with a tree like in Avatar
  • Quahog Opera House (box)
  • Gas station bathroom
  • With an Asian man watching from the corner as he smokes cigarettes and strokes a gun
  • Roller coaster
    • More

Tax Refunds:

    Your Tax Refund Amount are meaningless to the overall taxes paid.
    It is a way of balancing out if you over/under paid throughout the year.
    If you want to, you can fudge the numbers, and underpay all year, then owe them at the end of the year.
    Or over pay, and get a massive refund.
    But if you are perfect with your estimating, you should pay just enough tax, and get back zero.
    The government ussally errors on the side of you paying too much, then refunding.

How much does a 30-min shower/bath cost?:

  • Short Answer: Small Bath: $1.16; 30-min Shower $2.27; Full Bath: $2.80;
  • But: You never fill a bath completely(or else there is no room for you).
  • So work out a fraction of how full you make it. (ie. $0.62 for 1/4 full).

Input:

  • CRD Water Price: $4.24 per 100 cubic feet / 623 gallons / 2832 litres. (0.149 Cents/litre)
  • BC Hydro Electricity: $13.26 / KWHr
  • Heating Water from 7degrees to 45 degrees Celsius
  • Cold Water enters your house at 4 degrees Celcius
  • Combination of hot and cold Water is 46 degrees Celcius

  • Small bathtub: 132 Litres ($0.20)
  • Average Shower head: 2.5GPM (9.5 LPM or 1.4cents/minute)==284L ($0.42)
  • Full bathtub: 350 Litres ($0.52)

Calculations:

  • Electricity: (volume in litres x 4 x temperature rise in degrees centigrade / 3412)
  • Small Bath: 132 * 4 * (46-4) /3412== 6.49 KWHr @ $0.1326==$0.86
  • 30-min Shower: 284 * 4 * (46-4) /3412==13.98 KWHr @ $0.1326==$1.85
  • Full Bath:350 * 4 * (46-4) /3412==17.23 KWHr @ $0.1326==$2.28

Therefor:

  • Small Bath uses:132 litres of water= $0.20 +15.59 KWHr of electricity= $0.86
  • 30-min Shower uses: 284 litres of water= $0.42 +12.65 KWHr of electricity= $1.85
  • Full Bath uses:350 litres of water= $0.52 +15.59 KWHr of electricity= $2.28

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Amanda Shafts:

  • 2 part Cold brew coffee/strongly made, cold coffee
  • 1 part Vodka
  • 1 part Irish cream liqueur
  • 1 part Coffee liqueur
  • 1/2 part creme de cacao

Blocks Numbers:

  • 866-280-9329 NCO Financial services
  • 877-717-2513 Revenue Services
  • 833-866-9715
  • 778-612-1000
  • 866-473-9016

Super Quick Canadian Economics Test:

The following Test is 8 questions, All answers are numbers.
Obviously accuracy on these massive numbers isn't expected.
So a correct answer will be if you can get it within the range of double to half.
I.e. If then answer is 100, anything from 50 to 200 will be marked correct.
Do you know the difference between Debt and Deficit (Yes / No)?
1. What is Canada's Federal DEBT?
1. What is USA's Federal DEBT?
2. What is your share of the Canadian Debt (per capita)?
2. What is your share of the USA Debt (per capita)?
3. What is Canada's 2019 DEFICIT
3. What is USA's 2019 DEFICIT
4. What is Canada's 2019 DEBT to GDP Ratio?
5. What is USA's 2019 DEBT to GDP Ratio?
CDNUSANWY
Deficit$19B$3.2T€22B
Fed Debt$993B$27T$146B
Debt/CAP$26K$82K€30K
Debt/GDP31%128%40%
https://www.debtclock.ca/
https://www.usdebtclock.org/

Canada Vs Norway Vs USA:

  • Poverty Rates 11% (2018)
  • Life Expectancy 82.25
  • Infant Mortality 4.3/1000
  • Murder Rate 1.68/100K
  • Incarceration Rate 139/100K
  • GDP / Capita USD$46,232
  • Union Workers 30%
  • Happiness Rating #9
  • Universal Healthcare
  • Heavily Subsidized Post Secondary
  • Canada Pension Plan
  • Home Ownership 63%
  • $15 Minimum Wage
  • 2 Weeks Paid Vacation
  • 52 Weeks Parental Leave
  • 29.7% Average Personal Tax Rate

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Types of Tons:

2000lb 907kg Short Ton (US)
2204lb 1000kg Metric Tonne (Megagram)
2240lb 1016kg Long / Gross / British / Imperial Ton

Aerosmith's Sweet Emotion:

Original Lyrics:

"I pulled into town in a police car Your daddy said I took it just a little too far You're telling her things but your girlfriend lied You can't catch me 'cause the rabbit done died"

Explanation:

"the rabbit done died" refers to the old-school pregnancy test. The "rabbit test" was introduced in the 1930s and involved injecting the woman's urine into a female rabbit then. A few days later, sacrificing the rabbit and examining her ovaries. The urine of pregnant women (and no other humans) contains a hormone that causes visible changes in a rabbit's ovaries. It's widely, but mistakenly, believed that the rabbit dying is the indication that the woman is pregnant. But the rabbit dies either way; they kill her to examine her ovaries. Modern Pregnancy tests still look for the same hormone, human chorionic gonadotropin, but they don't use animals.

Summary:

So Steven Tyler is saying, "I'm making a run for it, and won't let myself be caught, because I got somebody pregnant and don't want to face the consequences".

Crazy huh?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_test

Nate Playlist:

  • 2Pac- Dear Mama
  • 2Pac- Hit 'Em Up (feat. Outlawz)
  • 2Pac- Only God Can Judge Me (feat. Rappin' 4-Tay)
  • 2Pac- Shorty Wanna Be a Thug
  • 2Pac- So Many Tears
  • Arrested Development- Mr Wendal
  • Arrested Development- Tennessee
  • Bone Thugs-n-Harmony- 1st of Tha Month
  • Bone Thugs-n-Harmony- Ecstasy
  • Bone Thugs-n-Harmony- Tha Crossroads
  • Choclair- Let's Ride
  • DJ King Assassin- When I Die
  • Domino- Getto Jam
  • Domino- Long Beach Thang
  • Dr. Dre- F**k wit Dre Day (And Everybody's Celebratin')
  • Dr. Dre- Nuthin' but a G thang (feat. Snoop Dogg)
  • Dr. Dre- Still D.R.E. (feat. Snoop Dogg)
  • Dr. Dre- The Watcher
  • Dru Down- Can You Feel Me
  • Dru Down- Pimp of the Year
  • Dubee- My Thang
  • E-40 featuring B-Legit & Mac Shon- Sideways
  • E-40- Da Bumble
  • Eazy-E- Neighborhood Sniper
  • Eazy-E- Only If You Want It
  • Garcia Vegas
  • Geto Boys- Mind Playin Tricks (Mixtape Version)
  • Ice Cube- Ghetto Vet
  • Ice Cube- It Was a Good Day
  • JAY-Z & Alicia Keys- Empire State of Mind
  • JAY-Z, Rihanna & Kanye West- Run This Town
  • Lost Boyz- 1, 2, 3
  • Lost Boyz- Renee (Remix)
  • Luniz- I Got 5 On It
  • Mac Mall- Got 2 Survive (feat. Ray Luv, Young Lay & 2Pac)
  • Makaveli- Hail Mary
  • MC Eiht- Straight Up Menace
  • N2Deep- Back to the Hotel
  • Nas- Affirmative Action
  • Outkast- ATLiens
  • Outkast- Babylon
  • Outkast- Da Art of Storytellin', Pt. 2
  • Outkast- Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik
  • Richie Rich- Let's Ride
  • SPM- Wiggy Wiggy (feat. Baby Beesh)
  • SPM- You Know My Name (feat. Ayana M.) [Remix]
  • Suga-T & Young Life- Playa'z Night
  • The Dayton Family- What's On My Mind
  • The Dove Shack- Summertime In the LBC
  • The Notorious B.I.G.- Juicy
  • The Pharcyde- Runnin'
  • Thug Life- How Long Will They Mourn Me? (feat. Nate Dogg)
  • Too $hort- Cocktales
  • Too $hort- Gettin' It
  • Too $hort- I'm a Player (Street Version)
  • Warren G- Regulate (feat. Nate Dogg)
  • Wu-Tang Clan- C.R.E.A.M.
  • X-Raided- Every Single Bitch
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