Milk

I've had many-many traumatic injuries that, my friends constantly attest, should have definitely broken bones. (falls, bike accidents, running into solid metal stuff while catching fly balls, ladder fall, crushing, concrete dropped on toes, hands slammed in doors, etc)

Milk makes me super-healthy:

• Not a single cavity!!!
• Never broken a bone.
• Rarely get sick (except my shit-lungs)
• Extremely-rare back or bone pain. At 6'5".
• My x-rays glow bright white.
• I don't eat enough/any of those alternatives. :p

What else could it be? Why the great health?

• Milk is one of the few good things I do for my body
• Dont say genes, my family is below normal in those categories.
• Don't say diet, I don't eat very well at all.

To argue it's not this Miracle Elixir, you'd have to admit I'm superman ;)

Evidence:

• Astronauts calcium load before, after and during.
• Prevents Broken Hips

To argue it's not this Miracle Elixir, you'd have to admit I'm superman ;)

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Links:

• Milk makes taller kids