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My Controversies

My Most Controversial Opinions.
Feel Free to Debate meUpdated 6 years ago

My Most Controversial Opinions.

I try to be kind, so:
  1. I can't tell you how to fix your problems, because you are just wanting sympathy and to complain.
  2. I can't tell you I don't wash my hands 20 times a day. Because I will be seen as gross.
  3. I can't tell you to dump the bf/gf you complain about daily.
  4. I can't tell you how to easily fix your house/car/computer/appliance/etc because you refuse to learn.
  5. I can't tell the biggest hippies ways they hurt the environment, because they are trying.
  6. I can't invite you out to do things, when you just want to complain how bored you are.
  7. I can't talk about my amazing life / weekend, because you chose to have kids.
  8. I can't mention my perfect driving record, or you'll feel bad about all your accidents.
  9. I can't mention I never get sick, because it isn't fair to people that do.
  10. I can't point out you where you waste money, when you mention you are broke, or I will be seen as cheap.
  11. I can't point out that your personal info is easily accessible online, because you want to live in a fantasy world.
  12. I can't point out the same product you paid $100 for is available online for $5, and made by the SAME children.
  13. I can't point out it is more likely your kid will be struck my lightning then kidnapped by a stranger, because who wouldn't want your lil' nightmare.
  14. I can't expect you to give a source to backup your bullshit, because copy and pasting a link is too hard.
  15. I can't expect you to remember basic math, because school was too hard for you.
  16. I can't laugh at the ridiculous price you list stuff for online, because that is mean.
  17. I can't point out your shitty spelling, because you have no desire to learn, or be respected.
  18. I can't question when you say you wouldn't change having kids, when all you do is complain about them!
In summary, I have to beg for your input, because you hate receiving it!

I learn my lessons without having to fuck up.
I solve my own problems when they happen.
I cut negativity out of my life, immediately, and with vigor.
I streamline my life to maximize time, fun, and disposible income.
Why are these a unique skills??

Men can't expect you to be able to leave the house in less than 30 mins, because why?
Men can't mention we prefer you without makeup

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