Conscientious Objector

I think I am now too old. If I am/was every drafted:

• Marry (Anyone)
• Join a Religion (Jehovah's Witnesses, Mennonites, Amish, Quakers)
• Claim to be Gay
• Adopt a Child
• Flee The Country
• Foot-Shooting Party

I am sick of hearing people say "There is no Draft in Canada", or "You are too old to get Drafted".

But that is because we are in peace-time. Things change overnight.

Chris Rock on Gays in Military:

Everybody says, "Don't let them in." If [homosexuals] want to fight, let 'em fight, 'cause I ain't fighting!
I wouldn't give a fuck if I saw a Russian tank on Flatbush Avenue.
I'm not shooting nobody!
So call me a faggot.
When the war is over,
l'll be the faggot with two legs, thank you.